Days 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192 and 193 of 1,461 (or 2,922)

Holy moly, we’re blowing through news like the writers want to cram everything in before we’re canceled. Mooch is the ill-advised new character meant to boost ratings.

The continuing battle between Ohio and North Carolina on license plates and the back of quarters to claim the home of flight is largely a pissing match between two states with very little else to offer and should be made fun of by everyone from better states.

  • GamerGate was a test run for Donald Trump becoming ruler of the free (?) world. That is a real sentence that I mean sincerely.
  • South Park also played a part in this. I haven’t watched since the first week of last November, and I don’t know if I’ll go back.
  • “Predatory Journals Hit By ‘Star Wars’ Sting” is a headline as good as the post it adorns:

So what did they publish? A travesty, which they should have rejected within about 5 minutes – or 2 minutes if the reviewer was familiar with Star Wars. Some highlights:

  • “Beyond supplying cellular energy, midichloria perform functions such as Force sensitivity…”
  • “Involved in ATP production is the citric acid cycle, also referred to as the Kyloren cycle after its discoverer”
  • “Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside in all living cells – without the midi-chlorians, life couldn’t exist, and we’d have no knowledge of the force. Midichlorial disorders often erupt as brain diseases, such as autism.”
  • “midichloria DNA (mtDNRey)” and “ReyTP”
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