Day 119 of 1,461 (or 2,922)

Rest in peace, Chris Cornell.

  • Rest in pieces, Roger Ailes.
  • If I ever became National Security Adviser, I’d probably avoid doing what other countries, especially dictatorships, wanted me to do for money. But that’s just me.
  • If I ever thought that my party’s candidate was being paid by other countries, especially dictatorships, I’d probably do more than laugh about it with colleagues. But that’s just me.
  • Once this regime has ended, we need to increase the income tax, increase the capital gains tax and really, really increase the estate tax. No more Trumps.
  • Jason Chaffetz, Lord of the Jellyfish, is leaving Congress. Finally, he is serving the public.
  • Trump canceled his visit to Masada because he couldn’t land his helicopter on top. Of an ancient historical site. This man would literally wipe his butt with the Constitution.
  • Betty Jo Shelby killed Terence Crutcher and received no punishment. The problems exposed over the last eight years have not gone away and will get worse.
  • Net neutrality is another good thing that could go away soon. Both sides do it.
  • Finally, in the Department of I Can’t Believe This Is a Wikipedia Article, But It Is: “It’s not you, it’s me.”

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