I rewatched Fantasia the other day. Did you know that the time gap between Stegosaurus and Tyrannosaurus rex is LONGER than the gap between T. rex and us? 83 million years vs. 67 million years. I feel small and insignificant.
- Can you imagine Barack Obama whining like this about things he knew nothing about? It’s hard to, because Barack Obama is a decent man, and Trump is not.
- All those dicks in the White House are going to get us into a war. There’s a strong argument for quarantining the male gender for a decade.
- “President Clinton proudly calls America a ‘sanctuary nation'”. Can we transfer to that universe?
- Jared Kushner has NOT fully divested from his real estate holdings. Is he a public servant or a public thief?
- Trump hates the troops.
- I did not know that the Bahamas had a colony of swimming pigs. I also did not know that a bunch of them died after tourists gave them rum. I’m sad.
- Merrily We Roll Along is a Sondheim show combining utterly sublime music with some hopeless plotting and structure. And now the documentary on it is going to be released on iTunes. Listen to “Old Friends.”